Come here often? Then, you know that we’ve been mentioning Halo in a somewhat negative context, lately. And why wouldn’t we? Halo was probably the first… uh first person shooter that became cool to hate and we are cool (right g… errr bros?). At around the stretch between Halo 2 and Halo 3 inclusive, it [...]

I have mentioned before that I despised the notion of praising a video game story just because it takes itself seriously and is thus “good enough for a video game.” Don’t get me wrong, both story and writing in most games are still shit and the general standard in the industry remains low. However, good [...]

Some video game companies are just like little kids these days. See, kids are known for doing dumb shit, like when they dismember their toys for no apparent reason, and then affix really random replacements onto every available orifice, sort of like little Dr. Heiters from ‘The Human Centipede’. Now, look at an average modern [...]

It’s often stated that the video game industry is insultingly sexist toward women. Everything about gaming seems to be catered to guys, as it’s just a little too difficult to think of a female video game character who doesn’t sport some spine-crippling “forms”, or isn’t clad in an outfit/armor that does little else but accentuate [...]